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THE GOVERNOR AND THE NOTARY
 IN former times there ruled, as governor of the Alhambra, a doughty old cavalier, who, from having lost one arm
in the wars, was commonly known by the name of Manco, or "The one-armed Governor." He in fact prided himself
upon being an old soldier, wore his moustaches curled up to his eyes, a pair of campaigning boots, and a
toledo as long as a spit.
He was, moreover, exceedingly proud and punctilious, and tenacious of all his privileges and dignities. Under
his sway the immunities of the Alhambra, as a royal residence and domain, were rigidly exacted. No one was
permitted to enter the fortress with fire-arms, or even with a sword or staff, unless he were of a certain
rank; and every horseman was obliged to dismount at the gate, and lead his horse by the bridle. Now as the
hill of the Alhambra rises from the very midst of the city of Granada, it must at all times be somewhat
irksome to the captain-general, who commands the province, to have a petty independent post in the very centre
of his domains. It was rendered the more galling, in the present instance, from the irritable jealousy of the
old governor, that took fire on the least
 question of authority and jurisdiction; and from the loose vagrant character of the people who had gradually
nestled themselves within the fortress, as in a sanctuary, and thence carried on a system of roguery and
depredation at the expense of the honest inhabitants of the city.
Thus there was a perpetual feud and heart-burning between the captain-general and the governor, the more
virulent on the part of the latter, inasmuch as the smallest of two neighboring potentates is always the most
captious about his dignity. The stately palace of the captain-general stood in the Plaza Nueva, immediately at
the foot of the hill of the Alhambra; and here was always a bustle and parade of guards, and domestics, and
city functionaries. A beetling bastion of the fortress overlooked the palace and public square in front of it;
and on this bastion the old governor would occasionally strut backwards and forwards, with his toledo girded
by his side, keeping a wary eye down upon his rival, like a hawk reconnoitering his quarry from his nest in a
Whenever he descended into the city, it was in grand parade; on horseback, surrounded by his guards; or in his
state coach, an ancient and unwieldy Spanish edifice of calved timber and gilt leather, drawn by eight mules,
with running footmen, outriders, and lackeys; on which occasions he flattered himself he impressed every
beholder with awe and admiration as vicegerent of the king; though the wits of Granada, particularly those who
 the palace of the captain-general, were apt to sneer at his petty parade, and, in allusion to the vagrant
character of his subjects, to greet him with the appellation of "the king of the beggars." One of the most
fruitful sources of dispute between these two doughty rivals was the right claimed by the governor to have all
things passed free of duty through the city that were intended for the use of himself or his garrison. By
degrees this privilege had given rise to extensive smuggling. A nest of smugglers took up their abode in the
hovels of the fortress and the numerous caves in its vicinity, and drove a thriving business under the
connivance of the soldiers of the garrison.
The vigilance of the captain-general was aroused. He consulted his legal adviser, a shrewd, meddlesome notary,
who rejoiced in an opportunity of perplexing the old potentate of the Alhambra, and involving him in a maze of
legal subtleties. He advised the captain-general to insist upon the right of examining every convoy passing
through the gates of his city, and penned a long letter for him in vindication of the right. Governor Manco
was a straightforward cut-and-thrust old soldier, who hated a notary worse than the devil, and this one in
particular worse than all other notaries.
"What!" said he, curling up his moustaches fiercely, "does the captain-general set his man of the pen to
practise confusions upon me? I'll let him see an old soldier is not to be baffled by schoolcraft."
He seized his pen and scrawled a short letter, in which, without deigning to enter into argument, he insisted
 right of transit free of search, and denounced vengeance on any custom-house officer who should lay his
unhallowed hand on any convoy protected by the flag of the Alhambra. While this question was agitated between
the two potentates, it so happened that a mule laden with supplies for the fortress arrived one day at the
gate of Xenil, by which it was to traverse a suburb of the city on its way to the Alhambra. The convoy was
headed by a testy old corporal, who had long served under the governor, and was a man after his own heart; as
trusty and stanch as an old Toledo blade.
As they approached the gate of the city, the corporal placed the banner of the Alhambra on the pack-saddle of
the mule, and drawing himself up to a perfect perpendicular, advanced with his head dressed to the front, but
with the wary side-glance of a cur passing through hostile ground and ready for a snap and a snarl.
"Who goes there?" said the sentinel at the gate.
"Soldier of the Alhambra!" said the corporal, without turning is head.
"What have you in charge?"
"Provisions for the garrison."
The corporal marched straight forward, followed by the convoy, but had not advanced many paces before a posse
of custom-house officers rushed out of a small toll-house.
"Hallo there!" cried the leader. "Muleteer, halt, and open those packages."
The corporal wheeled round and drew himself up in battle array. "Respect the flag of the Alhambra," said he;
"these things are for the governor."
 "A fig for the governor and a fig for his flag. Muleteer, halt, I say."
"Stop the convoy at your peril!" cried the corporal, cocking his musket. "Muleteer, proceed."
The muleteer gave his beast a hearty thwack; the custom-house officer sprang forward and seized the halter;
whereupon the corporal leveled his piece and shot him dead.
The street was immediately in an uproar.
The old corporal was seized, and after undergoing sundry kicks, and cuffs, and cudgelings, which are generally
given impromptu by the mob in Spain as a foretaste of the after penalties of the law, he was loaded with irons
and conducted to the city prison, while his comrades were permitted to proceed with the convoy, after it had
been well rummaged, to the Alhambra.
The old governor was in a towering passion when he heard of this insult to his flag and capture of his
corporal. For a time he stormed about the Moorish halls, and vapored about the bastions, and looked down fire
and sword upon the palace of the captain-general. Having vented the first ebullition of his wrath, he
despatched a message demanding the surrender of the corporal, as to him alone belonged the right of sitting in
judgment on the offences of those under his command. The captain-general, aided by the pen of the delighted
notary, replied at great length, arguing, that, as the offence had been committed within the walls of his
city, and against one of his civil officers, it was clearly within his proper jurisdiction. The governor
rejoined by a repetition of his demand; the captain-general gave a
sur-  rejoinder of still greater length and legal acumen; the governor became hotter and more peremptory in his
demands, and the captain-general cooler and more copious in his replies; until the old lion-hearted soldier
absolutely roared with fury at being thus entangled in the meshes of legal controversy.
While the subtle notary was thus amusing himself at the expense of the governor, he was conducting the trial
of the corporal, who, mewed up in a narrow dungeon of the prison, had merely a small grated window at which to
show his iron-bound visage and receive the consolations of his friends.
A mountain of written testimony was diligently heaped, up, according to the Spanish form, by the indefatigable
notary; the corporal was completely overwhelmed by it. He was convicted of murder, and sentenced to be hanged.
It was in vain the governor sent down remonstrance and menace from the Alhambra. The fatal day was at hand,
and the corporal was put in the chapel of the prison, as is always done with culprits the day before
execution, that they may meditate on their approaching end and repent them of their sins.
Seeing things drawing to extremity, the old governor determined to attend to the affair in person. For this
purpose he ordered out his carriage of state, and, surrounded by his guards, rumbled down the avenue of the
Alhambra into the city. Driving to the house of the notary, he summoned him to the portal.
The eye of the old governor gleamed like a coal at beholding the smirking man of the law advancing with an air
 "What is this I hear," cried he, "that you are about to put to death one of my soldiers?"
"All according to law—all in strict form of justice," said the self-sufficient notary, chuckling and
rubbing his hands; "I can show your Excellency the written testimony in the case."
"Fetch it hither,; said the governor. The notary bustled into his office, delighted with having another
opportunity of displaying his ingenuity at the expense of the hard-headed veteran. He returned with a satchel
full of papers, and began to read a long deposition with professional volubility. By this time a crowd had
collected, listening with outstretched necks and gaping mouths.
"Prithee, man, get into the carriage, out of this pestilent throng, that I may the better hear thee," said the
The notary entered the carriage, when, in a twinkling, the door was closed, the coachman smacked his
whip,—mules, carriage, guards, and all, dashed off at a thundering rate, leaving the crowd in gaping
wonderment; nor did the governor pause until he had lodged his prey in one of the strongest dungeons of the
He then sent down a flag of truce in military style, proposing a cartel, or exchange of prisoners,—the
corporal for the notary. The pride of the captain-general was piqued; he returned a contemptuous refusal, and
forthwith caused a gallows, tall and strong, to be erected in the centre of the Plaza Nueva for the execution
of the corporal.
 "Oho! Is that the game?" said Governor Manco. He gave orders, and immediately a gibbet was reared on the verge
of the great beetling bastion that overlooked the Plaza. "Now," said he, in a message to the captain-general,
"hang my soldier when you please; but at the same time that he is swung off in the square, look up to see your
notary dangling against the sky."
The captain-general was inflexible; troops were paraded in the square; the drums beat, the bell tolled. An
immense multitude of spectators gathered together to behold the execution. On the other hand, the governor
paraded his garrison on the bastion, and tolled the funeral dirge of the notary from the Tower of the Bell.
The notary's wife pressed through the crowd, with a whole progeny of little notaries at her heels, and
throwing herself at the feet of the captain-general, implored him not to sacrifice the life of her husband,
and the welfare of herself and her numerous little ones, to a point of pride; "for you know the old governor
too well," said she, "to doubt that he will put his threat in execution, if you hang the soldier."
The captain-general was overpowered by her tears and lamentations. The corporal was sent up to the Alhambra,
under a guard, in his gallows garb, but with head erect and a face of iron. The notary was demanded in
exchange, according to the cartel. The once bustling and self-sufficient man of the law was drawn forth from
his dungeon more dead than alive. All his flippancy and conceit had evaporated; his hair, it is said, had
nearly turned gray with affright, and he had a downcast, dogged look, as if he still felt the halter round his
 The old governor stuck his one arm akimbo, and for a moment surveyed him with an iron smile. "Henceforth, my
friend," said he, "moderate your zeal in hurrying others to the gallows; be not too certain of your safety,
even though you should have the law on your side; and above all, take care how you play off your schoolcraft
another time upon an old soldier."