THE COBBLER AND THE TURKEY
A COBBLER once paid a visit to a farmer.
The turkey in the farmyard began to
 cackle. The cobbler snatched a stick and
ran towards the fowl.
"What are you going to the turkey
for?" said the farmer.
"Why," said the man, "the silly fowl
hath no manners. I stand here and it
says 'Gobble, gobble, gobble.' I mean
to teach it a lesson!"
"Ah!" said the farmer?" how many
there are that would not be called by their